..not what you DON'T want. fuck.

we have pizza slices at work, that for some retarded reason we call foccacia's. anyway, there's vegetarian [has mushrooms, olives and capsicum on it], mushroom and ham, and pineapple and ham.

every now and then i get some idiot asking for: "one without the olives on it".

well i'm sorry, but that's not an option. because that doesn't help narrow down which one you want.

how hard is it to just say: "i want one with pineapple" or whatever? why must people be so damn stupid?

People do that to me at work as well. They're like "do you have....?" We're a cafe, not a restaurant, what we have is what you see. Fucking idiots.